tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

help-me-yes:

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"Look, your little brother is a…he’s a tough guy. He’s strong."

In school they used to call me Emmy Possum. I prefer Emmy Awesome. I mean, Emmy isn’t that common of a name. My real name is actually Emmanuelle. But I go by Emmy because it’s easy for people to pronounce.

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instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

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cleopatronising:

what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages

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Me: I hate rap.
Me: Except Watsky.
Me: His music is like poetry.
Watsky: I play Miley's rib cage with my dick like it's a xylophone.

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