averypottermormon:

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

although with that URL I’m not sure if it’s only your animals that are eating people

iwantahappyending-staywithme:

Shameless Moments 1/∞
Season 4 Episode 12:Lazarus

  “Baby is me, and baby is you…
         No more bullshit about baby.”

(Source: callista-curnow)

Now she gets it.

(Source: gallavych)

beautiful-ruiner:

4x01 • He's been asleep the whole time. I tried to wake him, but 
he's out cold.  (Mickey version)

(Source: lggymilkovich)

(Source: toughguyuh)

(Source: shamelesscreencaps)

"He’s like, the biggest badass in the neighborhood, pretty much." - Noel Fisher

(Source: shamelesscreencaps)

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

themoonoversoho:

I’m just really worried about Carl

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