I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
although with that URL I’m not sure if it’s only your animals that are eating people
Shameless Moments 1/∞
Season 4 Episode 12:Lazarus
“Baby is me, and baby is you…
No more bullshit about baby.”
4x01 • He's been asleep the whole time. I tried to wake him, but
he's out cold. (Mickey version)
"He’s like, the biggest badass in the neighborhood, pretty much." - Noel Fisher
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
I’m just really worried about Carl